Little George had a thousand wishes. one time an elf directed him to a wishing well. The well told George to stir it as many times as there are hours in a day. George stirred the well 24 times and waited for the nearest command.
The well told him to bring the fruit of an oak tree George ran to an oak tree and picked up an oak apple. He was about to trip back when he remembered that the oak apple was not its fruit. He picked up an acorn and ran back.
He offer the acorn in the well and heard the well ask